and I just got paid. No not really, but I have always wanted to use that phrase. Anyway so I was surfing the web yesterday and I came across this video of Wanda Sykes interview with Conan. It was her asking the question “Did I have Sex with Tiger” and I must say I busted out laughing. I mean she has a point. The count is up to what 14 plus a “link” to Jessica Simpson. The sad part is that now me an my boss joke about it every chance we get. You know asking the question and stuff. Plus with his wife now filing for divorce (shocker) I guess that means he can come back to golf now. I mean come on 14 women. That kinda goes beyond getting couples therapy. Just makes you wonder how the hell did these mistresses not know about the others? See these are the type of things me and my boss talk about when we joke about tiger. Anyway I watched the Saturday Night Live Christmas Special yesterday. Yeah not as funny as I thought it would be. I was expecting you know tons of clips from old shows, but they showed a lot more of the recent ones (which aren’t as funny) and when they did show some of the old clips they would cut them off and go to commercial. Oh well they got me watching which is all the wanted. Well squiby time. So something is up with my computer again. I can’t seem to get it to load youtube or google correctly and other problems are happening. Oh wait nvm got it. Anyway so today’s video is the Pepsi Commercial featuring Britney Spears. This was when I thought she was pretty good. Anyway it’s the full commercial that you only got to see if you watched the Superbowl which I don’t do because my attention span is so not there. Anyway I was watching Good Morning America and well I saw part of this commercial on for one of the stories they were covering. I don’t remember which. So enjoy. Today’s tip is no matter how much we humans learn there will still be one question we can’t answer. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? Yeah still waiting for my friends to say omg you are such a dork. None have yet.
So I’m back at work now. I got an hour late start, but still here. I’m thinking as I get better I’ll be more and more on time. I also got really good sleep last night. Pretty sure I had a few dreams, but I really don’t remember them since I was under a tylenol pm, but I’m feeling better. My stomach is still a little weird. One minute it’s fine. The next it’s grumbling. I ate a cookie last night and I was praying that it stayed down. Oh and luckily my car started this morning. I actually thanked it. Or should I say him. No offense ladies, but Blazer sounds more like a guy’s name. Anyway so I’m up and about. Spent all of yesterday watching tv and sending a few e-mails. My head just seemed to be so heavy too. So I took a product my store carries and it rocked. I’d tell you all what it was, but I’m not getting paid to advertise…..yeah I know I mentioned tylenol, but this is a product that I don’t want going off the market. Anyway so took that and a tylenol and it helped the headache. For dinner I just had fettucine noodles in a butter sauce and chips. I didn’t want to overload my stomach with food as much as I wanted fettucine alfredo or some other awesome pasta. Then watched comedy Wednesday and Eastwick. Wonder what day they are going to move Eastwick to. They are apparently moving Ugly Betty (hate that show) to Wednesday. Guess that means Eastwick will take that spot. Who knows. Not me for one. So that was my day of being sick. Oh and I got the Phineas and Ferb cliptastic show which I missed when it first aired. Well squiby time. Yay squibies. So like I said I finally got to watch the Phineas and Ferb clip show and my shelldar evolved. Anyway so I figured I’d post S.I.M.P. Squirrels In My Pants. Kinda self explanatory. Today’s tip is who ever set the bar for normal clearly wasn’t since they were unique enough to think of setting a bar.
How in the world can I be sick. Well I know how, but I mean the timing is crap. I woke up this morning and I was way too cold. So as I was getting ready to get up I got that upset tummy feeling. You know when you feel like something is wrong. So I go to the restroom and of course I’m throwing up. Oh and that’s such a great feeling. So needless to say called my boss said I vomited and wouldn’t be at work. From that I slept for like 2 and half hours straight. I had some strange dreams per usual. I was on this raft and I had to shoot stuff. Then there was something about a Library and a motorcycle. So now I’m here relaxing trying not to vomit again. Ugh I’m just having one of those days. Here’s hoping tomorrow I’m feeling better. I really don’t need to not feel well and go on a plane. So that’s how my day is going. It’s squiby time. Squiby annoys me sometimes. The creator said that the server has been fixed, but honestly seems like it’s worse than ever. Oh well. So the video for today is one I found on youtube. It’s a trailer for movie called Chinese Hercules. Ok I of course had to watch it. It’s actually pretty interesting. So enjoy. Today’s tip is there are many solutions to many problems. Like taking a test. You can study, just guess, or throw the test at the teacher and walk off.
So I think I’m starting to come down with a cold. That’s always good news isn’t it. I can’t exactly take off yet either since I’m taking off for a whole week next week. If it’s still acting up I’ll ask for part of Saturday off. And there is something weird going on with my right eye again. It’s very very red. So I took out my contacts and I’m not going to wear them until it goes down which it looks like it’s doing. I mean when I had the contact in it was bright red. Now it’s not so bright red. Not pink though. You’d think today would be a good day for me since a year ago I got out of the hospital with a clean bill of health. The counselors always liked me since I did participate and had an upbeat attitude once I got on my meds and was talking to people. They loved me because well I didn’t just sit there say oh it’s society’s fault or deny my part in what happened. Trust me there was a guy my age that didn’t really admit his part. He was more of it was other people’s fault that they called the hospital and stuff. Yeah you can’t recover if you don’t admit your part in it. His part was that he was taking drugs and wouldn’t really admit it. Not to mention he was so busy trying to get out of the hospital to save his job. There were many of us in there predicting he’d be back one day. Wonder if we were right. On that note squiby time. Well my gastly changed is now a Haunter. I must say I love the picture of this haunter. Kinda looks like he’s in a tongue sticking out contest with my shelldar. I think I’m going to adopt another gastly and once it gets to be a haunter freeze it. Anyway today’s video is Who Let the Dogs Out. Ok we all know this song so I’m just getting it out there. I heard the other day and it’s been in my head for awhile. So I ask you. Who let the dogs out? Today’s tip is now that we know octopuses have been seen using tools someone has to train them for assassinations. Think of the money.
One week until I go back to Texas. Alright enough of that. I had the weirdest dreams last night. So it started off normal I think then suddenly I’m in a show. It starred the guys from Big Time Rush (got to stop watching nickelodeon) and they all transformed into different versions of Kamen Rider Kiva. 1 was the original kiva, then one was the blue wolf sword kiva, the other was the green merman gun kiva, and then the other was one that I apparently made up. The sad part was during the dream I knew it wasn’t right since he had a different transformation sequence then the others. Then it kinda morphed into an episode of Arthur where Fern had a crush on Arthur. I think that was a legit episode, but then again I could be wrong. So I woke up after that to go pee. I go back to sleep after peeing and it took me awhile to fall back to sleep. I managed to fall asleep obviously and I did another weird twist dream. I kinda went from hanging out with my friends from elementary school talking about digimon to being the son of satan whos house was haunted by angels….or was it creatures of light. I know my mind is a weird one. Well here are the squibies. So the video for today is one I actually like. A lot. It’s Battlefield by Jordan Sparks. I love this song because it’s quite catchy. Think she has an amazing voice. I really like the song. Anyway enjoy. Today’s tip is we all have things in life we wish we could go back and do over again, but don’t let that blind you to the great things in your life.
Yep the countdown until I go back to texas. 15 days left here in Wisconsin. Oh and so there was a study done and found out that my hometown has the best tap water in the US. That’s right Arlington, Texas has the best tap water. In your face other cities. Fort worth has the 3rd best. That’s good to know. That way I can hold it over the people that harass me about being from texas. Which has actually slowed down. No one really brings it up anymore. Suppose to do the laundry today. So don’t want to do that because 1. I hate the dryer and 2. I hate making that long trek to the laundry room. Still having issues with my sound. I don’t know how to fix it. I tried downloading an audio codec, but alas nothing. I clearly need a new laptop. I so hate that. It amazes me how long this Tiger Woods thing has gone on. I mean a week I get, 2 weeks is a bit much, but aren’t we going on the 3rd week? The annoying part is that there’s new things that keep popping up which means that the media has to report it so it keeps the story alive. I’m tired of hearing about how many women Tiger slept with. Tired of hearing about how he didn’t use condoms with some of the women, how he is losing endorsements and so on. I really don’t care anymore. I said before if he just told the truth it would have gone away and clearly it’s not going away because he kept hiding it and now is going into hiding. Swear this won’t go away until February. Squiby time now. As you can see I got two new ones awhile ago. Anyway today’s video is the ending for Mario Sunshine. It includes the final battle with bowser along with the player getting the last few blue coins to trade in to get all 120 sun shine sprites. The only thing you really get for doing that is an extra picture at the end of the credits. So enjoy it. Today’s tip is if you have a stabbing pain in your back, then you might want to get that midget off your back that has a knife.
So today is one of those crap should have stayed in bed days. I woke up late so I had to rush to eat (forgot my protein shake that I always have in the morning along with my pills that I need to take a lunch) and get dressed. I couldn’t find the shirt I wear to work on Saturdays. Then I forgot to record the Saturday morning cartoons I wanted to watch so I had to do that quick. My boss is also sick so that means I’m here all by myself. Clearly not my shinning Saturday. Here’s hoping it gets better like some drops like 200 bucks. Well my trainee came in yesterday and as if on cue all the customers stopped coming in. It’s like I can never train the guy properly. I mean I can only show him so much for so long. He needs actual experience. Well here’s hoping monday it goes better. Wow I just realized that this Monday will be the Monday before I go home. Oh boy that will be fun. Knowing me I’m going to be sick of being home the 3rd day. Least I’ll be constantly moving trying to hang out with friends and what not. Ugh feel like I’m getting smaller again. I don’t know what it is. I blame the fact that it’s winter and it makes me lose motivation even though I have been working out on a regular basis. Oh well squiby time. These are the ones that reached their final stage yesterday and one I just finished off today. Now usually I now play a video that I love or I find funny. Well not this time. This is a music video I saw while waiting in the theater for Paranormal Activity to start. This music video and song annoys the heck out of me. They were trying to do something weird with the camera so she’s out of focus sometimes then is in focus. She is on a typewriter that has a lot of weird stuff on it and playing it like a piano. Name one piano player you’ve seen play like that or seen someone type like that that wasn’t 3 years old. Not to mention I can’t understand like half the words she’s saying. Not to mention the song is named Eet. I’m sorry but that also annoys me. Some of you may like it and enjoy it all you want, but I hate it. So enjoy, don’t enjoy your choice. Oh I should properly introduce the song shouldn’t I? Well this is Eet by Regina Spektor. On a better note here is my tip for today. Sometimes life throws you a bone. Well use it to whack life until you get something good.
Oh joy Christmas is 14 days away. I can hardly contain my joy. Ok enough of that. Christmas is honestly not my favorite holiday anymore. Mainly because I’ve seen some really messed up things happen in the name of christmas. I’ve seen fights break out over toys. People doing underhanded things to get toys and games. I’ve seen companies putting out advertising after advertising trying to get people to buy more. I mean it seems like everyone has forgotten what the holiday is about. Spending time with those you love. Kids don’t even know what it’s about. Most of them just want toys toys toys. It makes it hard to get into the spirit when you see tons of stuff contradicting the spirit. Not to mention seems like other holidays get pushed to the side for christmas. Stores were putting up christmas stuff before thanksgiving. I mean like 2 weeks before. Just annoys me. I more want to get it over with to stop the madness. On a different note the first lady of South Carolina filed for a divorce. Not really shocking when you think about it. I was actually amazed at how she was handling it. Even the divorce part. She was really down to earth and level. She said they tried to reconcile it didn’t work and she wants a divorce on the grounds that her husband committed adultery. She also really impressed me when she said the cheating didn’t lower her self-esteem since it just reflected badly on him not her. I respect her. She clearly needs a husband that respects her enough to not have an affair or say that the other woman is his soulmate. Well squiby time. Today’s video is Get The Party Started by P!nk. Again if you never heard this song then you must have been living in a cave. It was everywhere. Was even part of a Bally Total Fitness commercial. Which reminds me I haven’t seen a commercial for that gym in for like ever. Wonder if it went under. Oh well. Today’s tip is does a rose by any other name smell as sweet? The answer depends on the name. Not many people would want to stop and smell a flower called skunk soiled diaper.
Yeah I suddenly want to move to California. I wonder why I want to do that as if I didn’t know. It is suppose to be below 0 because of the stupid windchill. Then we are suppose to get a “heatwave” that will make it 28 later this week. I actually said yes when the weather man said that. See in Texas anything that makes the temperature 28 is considered a cold front. Wouldn’t mind a few texas cold fronts right now. Even at the coldest in Texas it’s warmer than here. Ugh this winter is going to suck balls. On a brighter note Comedy Wednesday was all new and funny. That’s always a plus. I was watching it with a friend when he asked if I heard that they are adding a new show to the line up. I said no didn’t know that which is weird because I’m usually on top of those things. He said yeah it’s called Tigertown. I said oh great the male version of Cougartown (which really only works this one way). He said yeah it’s starring the 9. I said the 9? He said yeah all 9 of Tiger Woods’ mistresses. I said oh that’s terrible, but funny so I’m stealing that idea and putting it on my blog. Oh more plus side news I got to go home early yesterday because of the crappy weather and the fact that no one was coming. Ok not so good on the last part, but I did get to go home early. Well Squiby time. So today’s video is the opening for the show Starship Troopers. It was a series that of course came out shortly after the movie. It was one of the many cartoons that I watched when I woke up before school started. It was on super early, but I had to get up early since I had to be at school early since my mom worked there and had to be there early to get things started. Anyway enjoy. It was an ok series. Didn’t really get into it until they started moving around to different planets. Now that I think about it, it was kinda a futile effort. Let’s admit it bugs can breed super fast and for every 1 you kill like 100 can take its place. Your better off just blowing up the whole planet that their on. Even that probably wouldn’t work. Anyway here’s the video. Today’s tip is you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have two units of good and two of bad. Now you know and knowledge is power.
So I’m here at work in a blizzard. Well I should say in a Blizzard warning. Oh it was fun to drive in. I so don’t want to drive in it tonight. Maybe I can get my boss to let me go home early before it gets really bad. Oh and the plow trucks annoy me. I mean I swear they don’t plow as well as they could. Oh and the drivers. Omg do they scare me. I have a blazer with four wheel drive and I’m barely going a good speed in the lane that all the cars are taking and these cars just pass me by in the snowiest part of the road. Omg does that scare me because if their dumbass slips and slides into my car I’m now going to be stuck outside in the cold swapping insurance and waiting for the police to write a report and we are now blocking the road. I don’t care how badly you need to get to work, driving recklessly can cause things to get a hell of a lot worse. Which reminds me I was watching the Today show and they were talking about how MTV is under fire about their show Jersey Shore. Wow I must say that is the crappiest show ever. I mean it’s real world with a bunch of stereotypes (well more stereotypical than normal). I mean how can anyone on that show take themself seriously. They are all about tanning and hair gel and working out and hitting on the opposite sex. I mean it just makes me sick that a combination of TV and bad parenting has bred. I would not be able to have a conversation with any one of them. Not to mention no one on that show is hot because they are bunch of self-absorbed douches. Then again all MTV really wants is for people to watch it and for some reason my generation loves douches. See The Hills, Real World, A Shot at Love, Flava of Love, I Love New York, and so on. Man the country is doomed once my generation comes into power. So very very very doomed. Oh and the generation after me is WAY WORSE! Well squiby time. So I figured since I mentioned the other day that I thought Ghastly was the evolved form of Cloyster I figured I’d post the Pokerap today. The pokerap always annoyed me because they showed clips of some pokemon, but not others. For example they show a picture of a Vaporeon, but not a clip even though they show a clip of Jolteon and Flareon when there is also a Vaporeon in that same episode. They show clips of Dratini and Dragonair (even though the episodes never aired in america, but couldn’t find a single clip of a Chansey really? Oh and another weird thing I forgot that Ash’s Bulbasaur knew whirlwind. No joke I remember the episode he met Bulbasaur it blew away Butterfree’s Sleep Powder and Ash or Misty said wow it used whirlwind and he had Bulbasaur use whirlwind in another episode, but never again. Weird show. Today’s tip is whoever said the more things change the more the stay the same clearly never understood the definition of change.
So something is up with my computer again. I can’t seem to get it to load youtube or google correctly and other problems are happening. Oh wait nvm got it. Anyway so today’s video is the Pepsi Commercial featuring Britney Spears. This was when I thought she was pretty good. Anyway it’s the full commercial that you only got to see if you watched the Superbowl which I don’t do because my attention span is so not there. Anyway I was watching Good Morning America and well I saw part of this commercial on for one of the stories they were covering. I don’t remember which. So enjoy. Today’s tip is no matter how much we humans learn there will still be one question we can’t answer. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? Yeah still waiting for my friends to say omg you are such a dork. None have yet.
